Happy Merry Thanksmas Pilgrim Claus!

After Jesus was born, a bright star led Magi from the East to Bethlehem. The wisemen brought gifts fit for the King of Kings. Gold, Frankincense and even Myrrh. The wisest of all the Magi, Dandicles, then presented the most valuable treasures of all: turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, and, last but not least, TRYPTOPHAN!

Today I'm in the very exotic Jackson, Ohio celebrating the Thanksmas holiday with my adopted family the Armstrongs. Thanksmas is the best holiday ever! Nothing can beat eating turkey and stuffing under the Christmas tree, watching the Thanksgiving football matches with some eggnog, or eating pumpkin pie while burning the yule log. Life is good for Dandy Danny et alia.

"Come over here and break this wishbone, it's almost time to open presents!"

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Joyeux Anniversaire, Mon Petit Minet!

Today is one of those rare "Double Post" days. The first for this blog, in fact. But I would be remiss if I didn't send out a very affectionate birthday greeting to my endearing friend, and hetero lifemate, Hilton. Happy birthday old chap. I wish I were there to salsa in celebration with you. C'est la vie.

It has been rough since Hilton moved to Chicago. Visits have been few and far between. The distance wouldn't be an issue if it weren't for the damn carbon footprint that my Gulfstream G650 puts out there. I ran through all of the carbon offsets that I bought for 2009 by mid February. Al Gore, you are the bane of my existence!